On the first April the First
someone thought it might be funny
to balance a bucket of water on top of a door,
and see what happens.
As it turns out, it was funny -
so much so that the following year,
the incident was not forgotten
and there developed a fashion
for the stretching of cellophane
across toilet seats, and the tying together
of shoelaces. A few years after that,
the fake dog turd was invented.
It wasn't long before everyone was at it.
Clever hoaxes were constructed
involving Martian landings
and left-handed toilet paper,
and each year the pranks
became ever more elaborate,
and might take months or years
or centuries in the planning -
genetically-modified spaghetti trees,
the creation of large-scale shifts
in weather patterns, the extinction
of the black rhinoceros -
until it seemed as if such tomfoolery
was what we lived with every day,
and that all the high jinks and the tricks
and the hoaxes were no longer
distinguishable from truth.
Well that escalated quickly, the people said,
slapping each other on the back
and laughing.