2025. december 5., péntek

Brian Bilston: Santa Claus is Coming Around*

He better watch out. He better comply.
He better not flout. I'm telling you why -
Santa Claus is coming around

He's making a list but he hasn't got far,
It needs to be in line with GDPR -
Santa Claus is coming around

He doesn't see you when you're sleeping - no more CCTV
You can opt out of presents any time - he's big on privacy

He's trademarked his name. He's protecting his brand.
He's building new grottos with the regs to expand -
Santa Claus is coming around

He's hiring today, with improvied D&I,
You don't have to be an elf if you'd like to apply - 
Santa Claus is coming around

And his band of little helpers, with all the toys they make,
Receive health and safety tarining, and guaranteed tea breaks

The bullying's gone. He's cracked down on those
Who picked on the reindeer with the red nose -
Santa Claus is coming around

He wants to go green and get there in haste,
A sustainable business with minimum waste -
Santa Claus is coming around

He's got a set of valid visas to deliver wherever he may.
He's paid his import tariffs and he's MOT'd his sleigh.

Now he's all packed. He's up in the sky.
He won't drink your sherry but he'll eat the mince pie - 
Santa Claus is coming...
Santa Claus is coming...
Santa Claus is coming around

*to the realisation he needs to tighten up some of his business practices

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