2024. november 5., kedd

Brian Bilston: Last Christmas (Office Christmas Lunch Remix)

Last Christmas, I ate a la carte
But the very next day I was ill straightaway
This year, to save me from tears,
I’m picking from one of the specials (specials)

Once bitten, spiced pie
Broke my resistance, the microbes multiplied
Filo pastry, do you recognise me?
It’s been a year since I have looked at a cranberry

Happy Christmas, I chewed you up and ate you
Then in the toilet, I quickly learnt to hate you
Yes, I know, such a squalid scene
And if I ate you once more, I know you’d floor me again

Last Christmas, I ate a la carte
But the very next day I was ill straightaway
This year, to save me from tears,
I’m picking from one of the specials (specials)

A crowded restaurant, menu coming at me
My wine glass empty, I need a drink so badly
Asked a question but I don’t wanna talk more
I’m too busy looking for the chalk board

The waiter’s back, a decision to make
He’s recommending the mushroom lentil bake
I order swede soup, got no plans for a main
Don’t want last year to ever happen again

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