Kit Wright: Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder

A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down

And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"

"I am," says Sergeant Brown.