He's pointing out where I left some dust on the baseboards.
He's watching out for which foods I am letting go bad.
He's giving me guidance on how to water the houseplants.
He says that I ought to be glad. I am not glad.
He's nudging me when I fail to flow after mealtime.
He's alerting me when I gain even half a pound.
He's pestering me to straighten my spine and stop slouching
Whenever he's around. He is always around.
He's starting conversations with me when I'm reading.
He's chiming in when I talk with my friends on the phone.
He's coming with me when I shop at the supermarket
So I won't have to shop alone. I like alone.
He's sitting beside me while I'm tweezing my eyebrows.
He's standing beside me while I'm blow-drying my hair.
He's sharing those moments when I am clipping my toenails.
You want my opinion? He's overdoing share.
He's keeping track of how I am spending each second.
He also keeps track of how much I spend on my clothes.
Before he retired I told him he must find a hobby.
How he's retired. And guess who's the hobby he chose?
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